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Get Amazingphil to 2 million subscribers!!! #getphilto2m

llamaswillrule:

Fellow members of the Phandom and casual Dan and Phil watchers

 We should spread the word of AmazingPhil’s amazing channel! (badumtsst)

Phil really deserves to get to 2 million subscribers

It is a mystery as to why he’s not way past that number already.

I’m not really into hashtags but this would be a really cute and lovely thing to show how great Phil is. 

So just use #getphilto2m on twitter as much as you can and just, well,

SPREAD THE WORD!!!!! <3

So uh. My laptop has broken. Yaaaay -_-

0 //10 hours ago //

Working on an angst fic cus I can’t write Android at the moment for some reason :/

idk if its ur new theme or my computer but i cant scroll down ur blog!!! or read any fics past a certain point bc no scrolling. sorry, i just thought u should know<33

Oh I think you’re using the other scroll bar, sorry :) I don’t know why but there’s two >.< the normal one, then the smaller one in the white box which everything is in. Hold on, I’ll take a screenshot.

tadaa :D if that’s not there on your screen then its your computer I’m afraid :/ hope I helped!

catandbear-savetheworld:

muxuro:

SHOUTOUT TO EVERYONE WITH NON-STANDARD TRIGGERS, THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO BLACKLIST THINGS AND EXPLAIN WHY IN THE SAME BREATH, THE PEOPLE WHO ARE SO TIRED OF BEING TOLD TO “GO OUTSIDE” AFTER ASKING THEIR FRIENDS TO MAKE BREATHING A LITTLE EASIER FOR THEM, YOU ARE SO STRONG AND YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE TO BE, YOU ARE SO PRECIOUS AND IMPORTANT, I WILL KILL ANYONE WHO EVER DISRESPECTS YOUR TRIGGERS IN FRONT OF ME

Inbox me if you have non-standard triggers, I’m more than happy to tag them!

Guy on train: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
Me: *turns up music*
Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
Me:
Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.
Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
Me: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
Lady cop: I can make that happen.
Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
Lady cop: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
Entire train: *applauds*

chiptunesoprano:

hydrogyne:

"noot noot" factiod actually just statistical error. nice legs daisy dukes makes ah yes, the scalene triangle. it’s a metaphor. you put the outlier between your teeth but you very bark much meme

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mordecaimakara:

iloverennerhawkeye:

chainofaffection:

beyoncesugarbaby:

licquoricebitch:

chainofaffection:

Have you ever come across a homeless individual and felt totally uncomfortable?
You see them and you know they are in need, but you are not sure what to do. You know that handing them money is not the best thing. But, you also see that they clearly have some needs. Their lips are chapped. They are hungry. They are thirsty. They are asking for help.
How can you help?
Here is a simple idea - blessing bags.

This was such an easy project. We are now going to keep a few “Blessing Bags” in our car so that when we do happen to see someone on the streets who is homeless, we can hand them a Blessing Bag. I first learned of these bags from my friend, Julie. I am using the picture of her bags (see above) because the ones we took were taken in horrible lighting and turned out really grainy and hard to see what is inside of them.

If you’d like to make your own Blessing Bags, this is what you would need:
Gallon size Ziplock bags
items to go in the bags, such as:
chap stick
packages of tissues
toothbrush and toothpaste
comb
soap
trail mix
granola bars
crackers
pack of gum
band aids
mouthwash
coins (could be used to make a phone call, or purchase a food item)
hand wipes
you could also put in a warm pair of socks, and maybe a Starbucks gift card
Assemble all the items in the bags, and maybe throw in a note of encouragement. Seal the bags and stow in your car for a moment of providence.
This would be a great activity to do with some other families. Each family could bring one of the items going into the bags (ex: toothbrushes). Set up all the items around a table and walk around it with the ziplocks and fill the bags.

oh man i wanna do this

mee tooo. im bout to go to the dollar tree and rack up or a wholesale store.

All these reblogs make me so happy to see. So many amazing people on tumblr

random acts if kindness

please include a couple pairs of socks actually! Socks are among the most highly desired clothing item for homeless individuals

215321 //1 day ago // via // source
ref,  
I didn't think you were going to answer ! :) (/.\) Do you think you can make a phanfic with a fucking machine again (/.\) I loved the one you did in black eyes and I would like to read more like that (/.\)

Aw I answer all my asks! :3 Maybe not right away, since I’m a little busy at the moment, but I get around to them.

And sure, I’ve wanted to write another one with it so <3 ^_^

Hii I just wanted to know if you take requests (/.\)

Yes! I do! ^-^ but you should check the /tagged/answered because I have a few for a sequel of Black Eyes and stuff like that :) I mean not all of my asks are tagged with answered, because I only have Xkit on my laptop but I don’t answer prompts on my phone. I answer them on my laptop later so they will be tagged. (Btw I’m on my phone right now so I’ll tag this later)

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supernaturally-marvelous:

twinkletwinklelittletardis:

ifell-through-theice:

marco-the-cutie:

allmysecretdaydreams:

How is this not the best thing? No period AND you get to be a guy for a week

I GET TO HAVE A DICK FOR A WEEK??? SIGN ME UP

*Presses the button like no tomorrow*

THINK OF THE COSPLAY OPPORTUNITIES

if someone asks me what the girls on tumblr are like, i’m showing them this post

Have to postpone Android till tomorrow D: I dunno guys I might change the day to Thursday instead, cus its my day off from chores. What do you guys think?

malijuanastyles:

malijuanastyles:

I think it’s lovely how you can sit in a classroom and visualize having sex with someone and nobody will notice at all

do you know how many angry boys have messaged me about boners because of this post