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showerswithsockson:

sassy-aleks:

senpai-motherbrain:

Have you not heard of cryaotic

*the whole of the GoldenBlackHawk fandom screaming*

[Distant ImmortalHD fandom crying]

[[[stares at Ryan Haywood pointedly]]]

*uberhaxornova fans screaming in the distance*

*Markiplier fans flail in the distance*

*Nilesy’s fans, Rythian’s fans, and Strife’s fans nodding enthusiastically*

*THE VOICE OF CR1TIKAL

HAVE YOU HEARD SJIN

*cough cough* william strife

* inhuman grunts and clicks from the night vale fandom

Will strife and rythian <3

*stumbles in* DID SOMEONE SAY ALEX SMITH

*kicks door down* CHRIS TROTT

*smashes window* siPS

*chilledchaos fans screeching overhead*
BUT CHILLED THO

artbymoga:

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fullofsinfullust:

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trenzalord:

geometricdeathtrap:

pugsies:

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD.

Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles
and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!

If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is
boiling hot as well.

Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc.

Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil.
Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc.

Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this. 

Snopes confirms.

I’ve dealt with these before. If you find one:

  • Do not touch it
  • Do not touch it
  • Clear the area around it. It will explode on its own in time.
  • Once it explodes, do not make contact with the liquid inside. If needed, flush it away with large amounts of water.
  • Do not try to detonate it. You’ll probably be disfigured.

I’ve seen what these can do. The acidic liquid inside can strip the paint off a car.

when i visited vancouver these were everywhere. it’s not a fucking joke they’re actually scary

Just a reminder that there are awful shitty people out there doing awful shitty things to everyone else

there was a bunch of these at disneyland

i found one in my back yard, when i let my dogs out, i pulled them back inside, took my cousins bb shotgun and shot it from a safe distance (i was in my house and shot from the screen door. When it went off, my family and neighbors came running to see if everything was ok. I told them what happened and to watch out for them. 

These things are not a joke! When we went to check the damage there was a fucking hole in the ground. The dirt in my yard is like CLAY.

This shit is bad news

PLEASE DON’T BE AN ASSHAT. PLEASE DON’T LEAVE BOMBS IN PEOPLE’S YARDS.

hoLY FUCKING SHIT ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? JESUS CHRIST! Please followers keep this in mind and do not touch those things. Fuck. I can’t believe that something like that even exists…

will there be a black eyes part 2?? v v important thanks!

Yes! ^-^ once my laptop is fixed I’ll continue writing it again

0 //9 hours ago //

Me and Emeleeta are talking about people shipping us together. We’re just both shocked really omg XD WHERE DID YOU GUYS COME FROOM?? We don’t really talk that much D:

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sweetmadameblue:

theouijagirl:

kerplunkers:

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yogaboi:

toocooltobehipster:

To donate £5 to the charity supporting the male victims of domestic abuse, text the message: MKDV46 to 70070
Click here to watch the video

At first I though this was a joke

Don’t ignore this Tumblr

Yet they still do even when it’s right in their face.

This reminds me of how a friend of mine was abused by the mother of his child. She was mentally unstable and used to berate him constantly and would smack him in the head all the time. It really pissed me off. Then one night she threw hot coffee in his face and tried to stab him with a screwdriver. The cops hauled him off to jail because she made up a sob story that painted herself as the victim. 

Once he left her, he stayed with me and it was a nightmare. She stalked him and me. She would drive by my house obsessively at all hours of the day and night (her muffler made a weird sound so I know it was her). She started showing up at my job, showing up at the places I frequented around town, and filling up my voicemail with dead air. The cops were no help.

One day she got bold enough to talk her way into my home by conning my elderly grandmother, whom I was taking care of, while I was out. She went in my room and went through my stuff (creepy), then found him napping on the couch and attacked him. My grandmother witnessed the whole thing. He grabbed her by the arms, forced her out the front door, and locked it. The cops were called again. They said they’d go and ‘talk’ to her.

The next day we were watching a movie and there was a knock at the door. The police had come to arrest him. She filed a complaint against him and shown off some bruises on her arms from the altercation that she swore were completely unprovoked. My grandmother saw the whole thing since she was in the living room too and testified on his behalf. He still ended up serving jail time.
No one takes male domestic violence victims seriously. They only see males as perpetrators.

    

Phandle-jig16 head cannon: You and Emeleeta cuddling on the couch with your laptops writing phan smut *hides*

Omg. I could see that though :’3 except my laptop is broken so it would probably be more like me watching her screen adamantly and like trying to write and stuff her up and maybe editing a few things and fangirling over her awesome stuff ^-^

"No, no, no! You should make Dan suck Phil off, people love a good blowjob." "You’ve made Dan sound a little weird here lemme change that *types random words* I was just kidding haha, your writing is perf, bae"

She lives so far awayy though ;3; we’d have to cuddle over the internet :P

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Rin & Rei’s relationship: THEN vs. NOW

Writing Android on paper because laptop is still broken. (And probably will be for a couple more days until mum can get it into the repair shop)

In other news, the weight loss is going well and I’m getting my hair cut soon. ^_^

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nymre:

I’m cool with canon books and all~ but I’ve always wished Cho was going to be cool and stuff so I fanarted a ‘what if’ . k bye 

Reblog if it is 104% okay to come to your ask and just say ‘Hi can we be friends’ and then start asking you random questions.

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shinymeowstic:

australia is a shitty country, with a shitty government and a stained human rights record
never forget that, ever
this country has killed so many its supposed to take care of - and stole the land, and now denies the land to those who have no where else to go.
destroy the notion that australia is a good country, it is not

Yes please remember this. Its not fun we’re not all nice and the school system is just fucking crappy.

Its why I want to get out of here so bad ;-; as much as I love Australia I will not allow myself to be trapped here like everyone else.

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lolsomeone-actually:

thewriterwhoisalone:

mackblesa:

nevertoomanyspiders:

ceruleanpineapple:

theladysyk0:

lizardlicks:

hellish-deer:

ceruleanpineapple:

spiders.

they’re like tiny 8-legged cats
how can anyone hate them

Spiders are huge derps, pass it on.

My dad used to work as a mechanic in Arizona and he said that wild tarantulas would just wander into the shop and try and cuddle with the mechanics under the trucks. Spiders really dig car exhaust smell for some reason and they would be like “ah yes this human smells nice let me sit on your face while you’re working or perhaps climb into your pocket and see what you have” and the mechanics would keep shooing the spiders out but the spiders would follow them back like “No why would you leave me human friend??”

THAT IS SO CUTE

reblogging for the story, eeee

spiders are the derpiest things though like have you ever played with a spider and a laser pointer, because I thought my lizards chasing the laser was adorable but leT ME TELL U, BLACK WIDOWS CHASING LASERS IS FRICKEN ADORABLE

So I hate spiders but this makes them seem a bit cuter lol

Yeah no I still aint fucking with no spiders

overlypolitebisexual:

men like girls who “don’t know they are beautiful” because they are afraid that one day you will realise that you are the sun and the stars and he is nothing but a discarded plastic bag clogging up the ocean that you are